| The Crystal Slaves | |
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| Season 1, Episode 1 | |
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| Air date | Unknown |
| Written by | User:Homeworlds Finest |
| Directed by | User:Homeworlds Finest |
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Synopsis[]
Coral and Moonstone have a new gem to hang around with
Plot[]
On the center of Homeworld, lies a castle, where the Diamonds reside in. This castle has two slaves, Coral and Moonstone. Currently, Moonstone is making Lasagna, while Coral's in his room.
Yellow Diamond: Moonstone, get your ass over here.
Moonstone: Fine, just a momen---
Yellow Diamond: NOW!
Moonstone: Fine! I'll let the Lasagna burn. I don't care..
Moonstone walks towards Yellow Diamond, in a careless manner.
Yellow Diamond: Moonstone.
Moonstone: What?
Yellow Diamond: We are getting a new slave today, I think you might like her.
Coral opens the door from his room.
Moonstone: Really, Yellow Diamond?
Coral goes towards Yellow Diamond.
Coral: What the fuck is going on..?
Yellow Diamond brutally facepalms.
Yellow Diamond: Coral, we are getting a new slave.
Coral: Oh..
Yellow Diamond: White and Blue Diamond are on their way with her...
30 minutes later, the door opens and a orange figure that is being carried by two diamonds walks in
Blue Diamond: FINALLY WE GOT HER!
White Diamond: SHE'S HEAVY AS SHIT!
Sunstone: FUCK YOU!
White Diamond: No thank you.
Sunstone is placed down gently.
Sunstone: Thank you.
Moonstone: Hey, what's your name?
Sunstone: I'm Sunstone! Who are you?
Moonstone: Oh, I'm Moonstone, just call me Moon if that's easier for you.
Sunstone looks at Coral.
Sunstone: Who's the tall one?
Moonstone: Oh, that's Coral.
Coral: I heard my name.
Moonstone: Oh, Coral meet Sunstone, Sunstone meet Coral.
The two shake hands
Coral: Greetings.
Sunstone: Nice to meet you.
Yellow Diamond: I smell something burning.
Moonstone: OH FUCK, THE LASAGNA!
Moon runs to the stove and gets out the Lasagna. Then he goes towards Yellow Diamond and gives her the dish. Yellow Diamond then puts the Lasagna on the table, the gems then go to the table to eat.
Moonstone: Oh my, what have I made, where is the sauce.
Coral throws away the plate
Moonstone: Why.
Coral: I don't eat.
Sunstone: OH MY LORD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FOOD! I WANTED IT YOU MEATHEAD!
Coral just glares at Sunstone.
Sunstone: Oh okay never mind, oh sugar honey ice tea.
Moonstone laughs in a loud manner.
Coral just sits there.
Pink Diamond: Moonstone, shut ye' face.
Moonstone folds his arms and says "Fine"
Pink Diamond: Thank ya' very much.
A couple of minutes later, the gems are finished with their food.
Blue Diamond: GET OVER HERE CHILDREN.
Moon, Sunstone and Coral go towards Blue Diamond
Blue Diamond: Clean this now.
Moonstone makes a angry frown.
Moonstone: Fine.
Coral gets the plates and walks towards the sink, Sunstone goes to the table and gets the glasses. Moonstone goes to grab the forks and knives. Moon and Sunstone talk about the Diamonds.
Pink Diamond: Hush ye' faces and git to work.
Moonstone rolls his eyes and says "Fine..". Then he washes the dishes.
Sunstone: Ugh.. The glasses are stained with wine, Jesus.
Moonstone: Exactly.
Sunstone: Who would even DRINK this much wine?
Moonstone: People who deticated a facet to my own gem just to make me a slave with no aspiration.
Sunstone: Holy shit, Moon. Take it down a notch.
Moonstone: I'm not gonna do that.
Moonstone then screams and collapses on the floor
Coral: Well this is great.
Coral lightly kicks Moonstone's body
Moonstone: CORAL WHY
Coral: Well, I'm sorry for thinking that you were unconcious.
Moonstone: WELL DON'T KICK MY HIP AGAIN!
Coral: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
Yellow Diamond walks in on all of them talking and sighs.
Yellow Diamond: Ugh.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
They all become silent.
Yellow Diamond: Okay, I'll be leaving now, all of you need to act much more mature if you want to remain whole and not in shards.
Yellow Diamond walks back out
Moonstone: What a bitc---
Yellow Diamond: I HEARD THAT, FUCKWIT.
Moonstone internally screams.
Coral: Moon, just rela--
Moonstone: I CANNOT RELAX WHEN A BITCH WITH POINTY HAIR IS JUST BOSSING ME AROUND LIKE SHE'S A BOSS ASS BITCH, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? AND THEN, PINK DIAMOND NEEDS TO HAVE ACTUAL FRICKING GRAMMAR, BLUE DIAMOND IS PRETTY NICE AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WHITE DIAMOND.
Sunstone: Oh my goodness Moon.
Moonstone: Thank Cat's Eye that they didn't hear that.
Coral: Agreed.
Moonstone: Anyways, I'm done with these dull diamonds.
Coral: I think we ALL are.
Moonstone: Oh and Coral.
Coral: Wh--
Moonstone kicks Coral in the abdomen
Moonstone: That's what you get from eariler
Coral: Alright then..
Sunstone: Well, I honestly disagree with what you just did, Moonstone. And this is coming from a gem who became a slave for burning a gem during Millitary Practice.
Moonstone: Who did you burn?
Sunstone: Sard, she derserved to be burned in my opinion
Moonstone: Alright then...
Moonstone then goes to his room.
Coral: Goodbye, Moon?
Coral just sits down on the floor, and gets a book.
Sunstone: Coral..?
Coral: What would you like?
Sunstone: H-how did you become a slave?
Coral: Well, this is my community service for trying to murder Blue Diamond.
Sunstone: Why her?
Coral: I was a paid assasian for Duchess Nacre.
Sunstone: How mu--
Coral glares at Sunstone.
Sunstone: OH, FUCK, I'M SORRY
Coral: It's okay, I'm not the "grudge-holding" type.
Sunstone sighs in reliefs
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Moonstone is seen in his room in the fetal position and screaming
Moonstone: This is great, I broke down in front of them, now one of them is gonna be a bitch and tell other people of what I did.
Moonstone grins in a sadistic manner.
Moonstone: This is where my book begins, the rest is still unwritten.
Moonstone then looks at the stars on his room ceiling
Moonstone: Yeah, I think I'm gonna stay here for tonight...
Characters[]
- Moonstone
- Sunstone
- Coral
- Pink Diamond
- Yellow Diamond
- Blue Diamond
- White Diamond
- Sard (Mentioned)
- Nacre (Mentioned)
Trivia[]
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